Here are some nice pictures of a few fun things I did this past week. Oddly, they’re mostly food related. I guess I do like to eat…

Now I could talk a lot more about each of these pictures, but it’s my bedtime now. If you have any questions, just ask me and I’ll tell you all you ever wanted to know, and then some.

Splish splash! I’m stomping on a puddle.

The last of my chocolate bunnies

OK, Mommy. Stop with the pictures, or I’ll cry!

Beware the waffle snatcher! He will snatch your food and eat it too.

Bedtime is a funny thing. I always scream and fuss when it is time to go to bed, but once I am there, I really like it. Isn’t that strange?

Last night after Mommy gave me my bath and put on my fuzzy bear, I was running around the apartment to trick my parents into thinking I was still wide awake. They got me to play the most funnest game ever. To start, I would kiss Mommy. Then I turned around and ran over to Daddy. Next, I kissed him. Finally, I ran back to Mommy and repeated the whole thing all over again.

If you want my advice, you should play this game with your Mommy and Daddy. I had a great time, and they were laughing a lot too. Pucker up!

Today was such a busy day. I started it off just like a grown up; I filled my pants. Like all my uncles, I love to read when I go #2.

I’ve almost got you, Mr. Turd…

After Mommy and Daddy finished eating, we went outside for a walk. I didn’t want to walk that much, so Daddy pushed me. Mommy gave me my new snack cup and I really like it. See the pretty green no-spill cup I’m holding?

A bleak midwinters walk

In the afternoon I took a nice long nap. Daddy found out my secret, though. He put in my crib and then covered me with my blanket. Now all kids know that if you get covered by a blanket, you need to be quiet and go to sleep, but my Dad is pretty slow sometimes. He usually just plops me in bed and I play for a bit. Somebody must have told him my secret because he covered me and then, poof, I went to sleep.

When I got up, Mommy wanted to cook some food, so Daddy and I went on another walk. We got to this place with lots and lots of lights. It was fun to see the lamps all lit up.

Me entering the Gateway to Service

As we were walking in between two buildings, I saw smoke in the distance. I pulled Daddy along until we got this close to it. And then I blew. Wwwwwh! The smoke went everywhere! What could be more fun?

See all the smoke? I blew on it

Well, I’ll tell you what isn’t more fun…falling down. We walked away from the smoke and up to some doors. I wanted to go inside, but Daddy wouldn’t let me. He said something about the doors being locked, but he didn’t even try! I turned away from him and my head met the cement. Owwie!!! Fortunately, we found a nice bench for me to sit on and nurse my goose egg.

I’m waiting outside the girls dorm

After I rested and watched the cars go by, we decided to head on home. What should we find but an empty parking lot. Daddy showed me how to rustle the bamboo leaves. Guess what happened next? All these birds came flying out from the bamboo. I laughed and laughed. So Daddy took a little bamboo stick and scraped it on the ground to make the birdies fly and sing. After the birds got bored with us, I decided to try scraping the stick.

Really, I’m not blind

Mommy had a nice warm dinner for us at home. I think she made it just to trick me. Before you could say “lickety-split", she was cutting my hair. I don’t know how I survived the ordeal, but I did. Here is what I looked like right when she started. Ain’t I a beauty?

Look at us boys get our bushwhacking!

Ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee…that’s all folks! One busy Sunday all over with. Now it is time to sleep. Zzzzzz.

This morning we woke up and ate, just like any other day. But then we all got in the car and went someplace with water. It was beautiful! I chased the ducks around and talked like a seagull. In fact, it was the first time I showed Mommy and Daddy how well I can talk bird.

Come here little ducky….QUACK!

It would’ve been really nice to go in the water. But I settled for a drink from Mommy’s bottle instead. I knew I kept her around for something.

Water water everywhere, and I have some to drink

Did you ever wonder why there is a fire hydrant right by so much water? I only saw one doggie, but maybe, just maybe, there are lots of doggies here. Where there are lots of dogs, you need a fire hydrant.

I’m a doggie! I’m a doggie! Drat, I’ve got a diaper on!

Grandmommy plays the piano beautifully. I can play the piano too. Everybody always smiles when I play. Who knows, maybe I’m better than she is? Then again, maybe not.

I think that Mommy and Daddy need to get me a piano so that I can practice some more. One day I’ll be able to make amazing music. Just think, “Piano man, Alexei M"!

See? I can press as many buttons as Grandmommy

With Grandmommy in the family,
Happy, happy home,
Happy, happy home,
Happy, happy home.
With Grandmommy in the family,
Happy, happy home,
Hap-py, hap-py home!

This is a very happy home